Puerto Freakins estan muy cornholios -
As an aside from catching up, please allow me to comment on Puerto Ricans.
Puerto Rico apparently doesnt educate their children the entire mnth of December, so they are all on vacation, and half the effing bario is on this ship. Screw A Rod.
Puerto Ricans are rude sobs. They are pushy, they take over, they are loud, they disobey rules pretending not to speak Ingles except that the stupido sign is en espanol tambien.
There have been times on this trip that I have had the thought to take down the many PUerto Rican flags people have placed here or there and piss on them. Usar el bano muchacho on tu flago porko.
Here is a thought, let Puerto Rico be free - eff em. They are living a goddam dream and it is obvious they have tremendous wealth tucked away but make their city look crappy to keep getting handouts. I have loved the people an places on every one of these islands except Puerto Freako. This place sucks. Its a shittole and we should just dump the place and all this talk of the 51st state. And you know what, we are taking baseball with us. Go ahead and have your chicken wing looking men box for all I care - dump Puerto Freako.
Let me describe Puerto Freakins... the guys all are Yankees fans. They wear XXXXXXXXXXL sirts on their size S frame. They wear XXXXXXL hats crooked and big ass chains aound their necks. Their shorts are down to their chicken bone knees and they act like aholes until someone hits a drum and then they all begin to do some wicked dances and half of them come out with drums of their own (god knows where they hide them in all that baggy clothing).
Hand these cheeky monkeys a freakin set of bowling pins and let them juggle like the clowns they appear to be.
Oh, and the finger wag that the women have developed. Oh no yoooo didnnnn! Oh yes I did.
Take that fat finger an shove it up yor fat a$$. Apparently Puerto Freakins buy one size clothing between couples and the men just wear the women's size and add a hat and bowling pins.
I feel better. Do you??
We are havig a great time despite the Freakins. I hope I can blog some more.
Tomorrow is St Kitts - aall of the islands have been so great and unique.
One highlight was sailing past the island of Montseratt at first light. If you recall, Montseratt was tge Carib island destroyed by a volcanic eruption a few years ago. Amazing site tosee a half blown away island.
So we have been to:
St Thomas
Dominica (Said "Dom-ihh-neee-kah)
Barbados (Malibu and Mont Gay Rum)
Antigua (not Antigua - I wll explain - ours is said "An-teee-gaah" instead of the other called "An-tee-gwaaah")
St Lucia (Loo-see-aaah)
tomorrow
St Kitts (pronounced "Hahkeeenah") just kidding
ciao for now.
As an aside from catching up, please allow me to comment on Puerto Ricans.
Puerto Rico apparently doesnt educate their children the entire mnth of December, so they are all on vacation, and half the effing bario is on this ship. Screw A Rod.
Puerto Ricans are rude sobs. They are pushy, they take over, they are loud, they disobey rules pretending not to speak Ingles except that the stupido sign is en espanol tambien.
There have been times on this trip that I have had the thought to take down the many PUerto Rican flags people have placed here or there and piss on them. Usar el bano muchacho on tu flago porko.
Here is a thought, let Puerto Rico be free - eff em. They are living a goddam dream and it is obvious they have tremendous wealth tucked away but make their city look crappy to keep getting handouts. I have loved the people an places on every one of these islands except Puerto Freako. This place sucks. Its a shittole and we should just dump the place and all this talk of the 51st state. And you know what, we are taking baseball with us. Go ahead and have your chicken wing looking men box for all I care - dump Puerto Freako.
Let me describe Puerto Freakins... the guys all are Yankees fans. They wear XXXXXXXXXXL sirts on their size S frame. They wear XXXXXXL hats crooked and big ass chains aound their necks. Their shorts are down to their chicken bone knees and they act like aholes until someone hits a drum and then they all begin to do some wicked dances and half of them come out with drums of their own (god knows where they hide them in all that baggy clothing).
Hand these cheeky monkeys a freakin set of bowling pins and let them juggle like the clowns they appear to be.
Oh, and the finger wag that the women have developed. Oh no yoooo didnnnn! Oh yes I did.
Take that fat finger an shove it up yor fat a$$. Apparently Puerto Freakins buy one size clothing between couples and the men just wear the women's size and add a hat and bowling pins.
I feel better. Do you??
We are havig a great time despite the Freakins. I hope I can blog some more.
Tomorrow is St Kitts - aall of the islands have been so great and unique.
One highlight was sailing past the island of Montseratt at first light. If you recall, Montseratt was tge Carib island destroyed by a volcanic eruption a few years ago. Amazing site tosee a half blown away island.
So we have been to:
St Thomas
Dominica (Said "Dom-ihh-neee-kah)
Barbados (Malibu and Mont Gay Rum)
Antigua (not Antigua - I wll explain - ours is said "An-teee-gaah" instead of the other called "An-tee-gwaaah")
St Lucia (Loo-see-aaah)
tomorrow
St Kitts (pronounced "Hahkeeenah") just kidding
ciao for now.
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